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BIG OLD UGLY CARPENTER'S HAND SAW - FOR CUTTING WOOD

$ 42.76

Availability: 21 in stock
  • Refund will be given as: Money Back
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days
  • Restocking Fee: No
  • Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
  • Condition: PERFECTLY UGLY ... KNUCKLEHEAD PRECISION
  • Brand: Disston
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Seller
  • California Prop 65 Warning: not for human consumption - external use only - may cause cancer, reproductive harm - and severe "ADS" affliction - whose symtoms include ... blindness - constipation, nausea, upset stomach, diarrhea, flatulence, light headedness - dizziness - disorientation - confusion, amnesia, arrhythmia, elevated blood pressure, breathlessness, palpitations, anxiety & panic attacks .....psychogenic catatonia, low self esteem, insomnia & IMPOTENCE .... in Knox county, Illinois. HOWEVER .... if you reside elsewhere .... you should be okay.
  • Original/Reproduction: Vintage Original
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted

    Description

    "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them."
    - D.H. Lawrence
    *** EVERY ONE OF MY SAWS IS 100% GUARANTEED TO BE THE SHARPEST BEST PERFORMING SAW YOU WILL OWN - OR I WILL REFUND YOUR MONEY AND ALL SHIPPING CHARGES - PROMPTLY.
    EVERY SAW ALSO INCLUDES A FREE RESHARPENING ......REGARDLESS OF THE PURCHASE PRICE - YOU'LL PAY THE POSTAGE ONLY.
    IF YOU REALLY LIKE SAWS AND DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME AND MY SAWS - PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ ALL THE "BLAH BLAH BLAH" CRAP BELOW THE DESCRIPTION.
    PLEASE SEE MY FEEDBACK FOR AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING ABOUT THE SAWS THEY'VE RECEIVED FROM ME. READ THE COMPLETE DETAILED DESCRIPTIONS OF ANY ISSUES THAT I HAVE NOTED. STUDY THE MANY PHOTOS I HAVE TAKEN FOR THIS PURPOSE AND REMEMBER THAT I WILL ALWAYS SHOW YOU AND DESCRIBE TO YOU EVERYTHING - THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY. I WILL NOT INTENTIONALLY OMIT A NEGATIVE IF THERE IS ONE THAT I AM AWARE OF ......... YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DECISION AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THE ISSUE IS IMPORTANT TO YOU AND BASE YOUR DECISIONS ON THIS. THIS IS HOW I WISH TO KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING ........ WHEN I AM A BUYER.
    *** YOU CAN TRUST
    THAT MY AUCTIONS ARE 100% HONEST -
    MY FRIENDS, ACQUAINTANCES, FAMILY MEMBERS ...... OR EVEN ANY FLAKES
    ....
    ARE FORBIDDEN FROM BIDDING IN MY AUCTIONS
    - (FRUITS AND NUTS ARE O.K.)
    THIS IS ACTIVELY MONITORED TO ENSURE THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE BIDDING AGAINST ANYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE A GENUINE INTEREST IN THE ITEM. IT IS A SAD REMINDER OF THE TIMES THAT WE EVEN HAVE TO MENTION THIS .... BUT IT HAS BECOME QUITE EVIDENT THAT SOME SAW SELLERS SEE AN HONEST SAWYER AS JUST ANOTHER SUCKER. HAVING INCORPORATED, FROM DAY ONE ..... A
    BUSINESS PLAN THAT IS BASED ON DELIBERATE FRAUD
    .... BY ACTIVELY COORDINATING WITH AN ACCOMPLICE TO PICK EVERY SINGLE BIDDER'S POCKET OF EVERY LAST CENT THROUGH ILLEGAL SHILL BIDDING.
    JUST AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN HERE- NOT ON MY WATCH.
    COMPLETE DESCRIPTION FOLLOWS
    OK WELL ....
    FIRST:
    AN EXPLANATION FOR THE THOSE FOLKS WHO HAD CONTACTED ME ....
    WONDERING WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THIS SAW THAT WAS LISTED BRIEFLY LAST SUNDAY EVENING ....
    IN ERROR ...
    WHILE I WAS AWAY.
    YOU SEE, ABOUT A MONTH AGO THE PHOTOGRAPHS WERE UPLOADED TO A LISTING THAT WAS SCHEDULED AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, WITH THE INTENT OF COMPLETING THE DESCRIPTION WHEN I HAD A FREE MOMENT AND ....
    IN THE CHAOTIC SCHEDULE I KEEP ..... PROMPTLY FORGOTTEN.
    GOT IN AT 2 AM MONDAY MORNING AND CHECKING MY EMAIL I HAD A MESSAGE FROM A GOOD AND OBSERVANT MAN WHO IS ONE OF THE FEW WHO ACTUALLY READS THE DESCRIPTIONS ...
    AND HE CORRECTLY NOTICED THAT SOMETHING WAS NOT RIGHT.
    SO ... I CANCELED THE BIDS.
    AND THAT, MY FRIENDS ....
    IS THE
    REST
    OF THE STORY.
    AFTER READING THE FOLLOWING, I TRUST THAT YOU WILL COME TO UNDERSTAND WHY I FELT IT PRUDENT THAT THE COMPLETE DESCRIPTION NOT BE LEFT ABSENT.
    ANYWAY ...
    THIS IS A SAW THAT HAD BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR YEARS ....
    IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME I LOOKED IN THE SAW BOX OF "SOME DAY" SAWS .....
    THIS ONE, WOULD BE LOOKING AT ME ...
    PLEADING, LIKE THE COWERING ABUSED LITTLE PUPPY AT THE POUND ....
    "OH PLEASE ..... PLEASE PICK ME"
    IT WAS A SAW THAT I FOUND PERSONALLY OFFENSIVE.....
    BUT FOR NO FAULT IF IT'S OWN.
    YOU SEE, IT HAD AT ONE POINT IN IT'S SAD LIFE ...
    BEEN ATTENDED TO BY ONE OF THE "SAW RESTORATION GURUS"
    AND I FOUND THAT I COULD NOT FIND IT IN MY BIG WARM HEART TO CONDEMN IT ....
    FOR THE INDIGNITY OTHERS HAD SUBJECTED IT TO.
    THAT'S JUST THE KINDA GUY I AM ....
    COMPASSIONATE.
    SO, WHEN I FOUND A FEW SPARE MOMENTS OVER THE COURSE OF THE PAST YEAR ...
    I DID WHAT I COULD TO RETURN SOME OF IT'S DIGNITY.
    NOW .... DURING THE COURSE OF DOING SO ....
    I FOUND A REWARD I HAD NOT EXPECTED.
    SOMETHING THAT EVEN AN IDIOT LIKE ME COULD BE CONFIDENT IN.
    THOSE WHO ARE PARTICULARLY OBSERVANT ....
    WILL NOTICE THAT  ....WITH IT'S "SONS" ETCH...
    THAT THE "SON" MEDALLION IS RETAINED FROM THE EARLIER ERA ...
    MAKING IT ONE OF THE SCARCE "TRANSITIONAL" SAWS.
    PLACING THE PRODUCTION DATE RIGHT AT 1871.
    FURTHER SUPPORTING MY LONG HELD BELIEF THAT MANY PATENTED FEATURES ....
    WERE OFTEN IN PRODUCTION BEFORE THE PATENT ACTUALLY ISSUED
    .
    PROBABLY AS SOON AS THE PATENT WAS FILED AND TIME STAMPED AT THE PATENT OFFICE ....
    ESTABLISHING THE MOMENT OF PRIORITY PROTECTION.
    IN THIS IMMEDIATE CASE I AM REFERRING TO THE IMPROVED "CENTENNIAL" TYPE SCREWS.
    ANYWAY ....
    FROM 1871
    A NEAR FULL WIDE EXAMPLE OF ...
    DISSTON'S ICONIC LONDON SPRING No.12
    IN THE 10 POINT
    CROSSCUT
    CONFIGURATION.
    TO SERVE AS THE ULTRA FINE FINISH CROSSCUT IN YOUR NEST.
    RUNNING SMOOTH, PRECISE AND CAREFREE IN ....