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BIG OLD UGLY 5 LB U.S.A. TRUE TEMPER FLINT EDGE KELLY WORKS SINGLE BIT AX AXE

$ 2.24

Availability: 100 in stock
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
  • Restocking Fee: No
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Seller
  • Refund will be given as: Money Back
  • California Prop 65 Warning: not for human consumption - external use only - may cause cancer, reproductive harm - and severe "ADS" affliction - whose symtoms include ... blindness - constipation, nausea, upset stomach, diarrhea, flatulence, light headedness - dizziness - disorientation - confusion, amnesia, arrhythmia, elevated blood pressure, breathlessness, palpitations, anxiety & panic attacks .....psychogenic catatonia, low self esteem, insomnia & IMPOTENCE .... in Knox county, Illinois. HOWEVER .... if you reside elsewhere .... you should be okay.
  • Brand: PLUMB AX AXE
  • Original/Reproduction: Vintage Original
  • Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days
  • Condition: PERFECTLY UGLY ... KNUCKLEHEAD PRECISION

    Description

    "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them."
    - D.H. Lawrence
    *** EVERY ONE OF MY SAWS IS 100% GUARANTEED TO BE THE SHARPEST BEST PERFORMING SAW YOU WILL OWN - OR I WILL REFUND YOUR MONEY AND ALL SHIPPING CHARGES - PROMPTLY.
    EVERY SAW ALSO INCLUDES A FREE RESHARPENING ......REGARDLESS OF THE PURCHASE PRICE - YOU'LL PAY THE POSTAGE ONLY.
    IF YOU REALLY LIKE SAWS AND DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME AND MY SAWS - PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ ALL THE "BLAH BLAH BLAH" CRAP BELOW THE DESCRIPTION.
    PLEASE SEE MY FEEDBACK FOR AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING ABOUT THE SAWS THEY'VE RECEIVED FROM ME. READ THE COMPLETE DETAILED DESCRIPTIONS OF ANY ISSUES THAT I HAVE NOTED. STUDY THE MANY PHOTOS I HAVE TAKEN FOR THIS PURPOSE AND REMEMBER THAT I WILL ALWAYS SHOW YOU AND DESCRIBE TO YOU EVERYTHING - THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY. I WILL NOT INTENTIONALLY OMIT A NEGATIVE IF THERE IS ONE THAT I AM AWARE OF ......... YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DECISION AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THE ISSUE IS IMPORTANT TO YOU AND BASE YOUR DECISIONS ON THIS. THIS IS HOW I WISH TO KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING ........ WHEN I AM A BUYER.
    *** YOU CAN TRUST
    THAT MY AUCTIONS ARE 100% HONEST -
    MY FRIENDS, ACQUAINTANCES, FAMILY MEMBERS ...... OR EVEN ANY FLAKES
    ....
    ARE FORBIDDEN FROM BIDDING IN MY AUCTIONS
    - (FRUITS AND NUTS ARE O.K.)
    THIS IS ACTIVELY MONITORED TO ENSURE THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE BIDDING AGAINST ANYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE A GENUINE INTEREST IN THE ITEM. IT IS A SAD REMINDER OF THE TIMES THAT WE EVEN HAVE TO MENTION THIS .... BUT IT HAS BECOME QUITE EVIDENT THAT SOME SAW SELLERS SEE AN HONEST SAWYER AS JUST ANOTHER SUCKER. HAVING INCORPORATED, FROM DAY ONE ..... A
    BUSINESS PLAN THAT IS BASED ON DELIBERATE FRAUD
    .... BY ACTIVELY COORDINATING WITH AN ACCOMPLICE TO PICK EVERY SINGLE BIDDER'S POCKET OF EVERY LAST CENT THROUGH ILLEGAL SHILL BIDDING.
    JUST AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN HERE- NOT ON MY WATCH.
    COMPLETE DESCRIPTION FOLLOWS
    OK WELL ..
    ..
    FIRST .... FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVE CONTACTED ME ...
    AND THOSE JUST SPECULATING .....
    CHECKING THE OBITUARIES AND ALL ...
    (HOPING)
    THE ANSWER IS ....
    NO
    .
    I AM
    NOT
    DEAD .....
    YET.
    I AM MOST OFTEN AWAY ....COMPLETELY OFF THE GRID ...
    UNABLE TO EVEN GUESS WHERE I MIGHT BE 7 DAYS IN ADVANCE ....
    THUS MY ABSENCE FROM EBAY.
    SO .....
    MOST IMPORTANTLY ....
    WITH THIS IN MIND:
    I AM ASKING THAT THE WINNER
    HOLD OFF PAYING
    UNTIL ....
    I HAVE CONTACTED YOU
    PERSONALLY
    WITH ARRANGEMENTS.
    CONFIRMING ....
    THAT I AM AVAILABLE AND NOT ....
    DEAD.
    NOW ...